Cage Fighting...PIX style
Tonight we brought you the story of Adame and Lori Dunnavant: Married Extreme Cage FIghters. More than counseling or "sexy time" if you will, the Dunnavants think duking it out (only sparring-they don't fight each other competitively) keeps their marriage healthy and strong. It got me thinking: what would happen if you put our little happy family (Jim, Kaity, Mr. G and myself) in a cage? I mean, Kaity and Jim already act like a married couple and Mr. G and I are the kids trying not to get in trouble. I got imput from my fellow peers but would like to know from your vantage point, who goes home with the championship belt?!?
Kaity:
First of all, let me just say I know who would LOSE. Me.
In fact, I'm telling you guys right now, I'm not even getting into that cage! You can't MAKE me!!! I cried during dodgeball in school, okay? I am a big wuss and I'm not ashamed to say it.
Lolita would win. Come on! No contest! Agile, cunning, ruthless. That's my Lolo! GO LOLITA!
Lolita:
Well thank you Kaity but I actually think you have the upper hand. I mean, who can really touch Kaity?!? Mr. G would pay us off not to hit him; Jim is too nice too throw any punches (plus he wouldn't want us to mess up his hair) and then there's me. I forfeit and Kaity wins.
Mr. G:
TOUGH CALL ...NOT ME...... I'LL PAY PEOPLE NOT TO HIT ME.....NOT JIM...TOO GENTLE AND TOO FRAGILE.......KAITY AND LOLITA IN A MARATHON FIGHT.....I'LL TAKE KAITY AND GIVE THE POINTS...
Jim:
First, what are we wearing for this match? I suggest something in spandex for Kaity and Lolita, but definitely not for Mr. G. I'd wear a Speedo, but you have to promise not to point at my tattoos. They're prison tattoos, actually. I'm not going to tell you what I was in for. What matters is that the D.A. never proved anything.
What was the question? Oh, right, who would win... I'd have to say it would be Mr. G. After using up all my energy trying to pin the Spandex Twins, I'd be easy pickins' for the G-Man. But only if he'd be willing to wrestle a man who's wearing a Speedo. Which I'm guessing he would be. Maybe.
(Footnote: Anyone else notice Mr.G wrote in all CAPS...passive aggressive...maybe I will switch my answer...NAH, I think even if Kaity fights, her stature would certainly give her the advantage. She'd go for the knees and we would all be done!)
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Comments: 1
It would be a final match between Kaity and Lolita.
Jim would not want to mess his hair and would take a passive role.
Mr. G does not seem to be competitive in this manner.
I do agree with "G" that it would be a Marathon Fight between Kaity and Lolita.
These two fine ladies are competitive, quick and intelligent. It may come down to their strategy and skill. Being able to execute inside the cage.
Now, Lolita certainly has the athletic background and you would think this puts her at a considerable advantage. That said, she may enter the cage with a sense of entitlement and feeling that her athleticism will prevail. This will be lovely Lolita's downfall. Overconfidence could cost Lolita. Kaity will surprise with her cunning ability and upset Lolita in a long, strenuous match. Kaity's spunk will prevail over the talent of Lolita.
Going in, Lolita is the favorite. Kaity would shock the PIX Newsroom and New York with an impressive victory.
I love you both, but that is the way I see it from my perch at cage side.
Kaity Tong, PIX Newsroom Cage Fighting Champion. Congratulations Kaity!