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8:38AM | posted by Ojinika Obiekwe | June 4, 2009 | comments: 5

GRILLED: Bill Bellamy

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OMG!!! I would do anything to be at Bill Bellamy's next family reunion...Why? Well, it has to do with one of the questions I GRILLED him about. It's about Shaq and Kobe. Just to set this up, Bellamy and Shaq are cousins...Yes, that Shaq; as in Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq-diesel, Radio "Shaq"; Okay, I'll stop while I'm ahead.

I've learned that blood may be thicker than water but that won't stop Bill Bellamy from speaking his mind. Another thing he won't stop doing is standup. The comedian is performing tomorrow night at The State Theatre in New Brusnwick, New Jersey. That's at 8pm and you too can join him there because he's giving away 10 tickets; two per couple. He shares more details in the GRILLED video so check it out.

Oh and if you're reading this after June 4th,2009, well um, I have some bad news. The performance is on the 5th so the ticket giveaway will be over already. Sorry. I'll hook you up some other time, but only if you watch this GRILLED video. Thank you.

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Comments: 5

Posted by denise moreno at June 4, 2009 9:20 AM

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. The asian lady says, "come again." the blonde says "no, its toothpaste this time nosy bitch!"

Posted by Paresi Newsome at June 4, 2009 9:24 AM

Your mama so dumb she took her "Blue Tooth" to the dentist when It stopped working!!

Posted by robin christensen at June 4, 2009 2:26 PM

hey lets talk about obama for a minute give me two tickets to your show cause i dont want to come obama self ha ha

Posted by Jennifer Nicolaisen at June 4, 2009 2:33 PM

So this guy wakes up in the hospital not knowing what happened to him or where he even is…. The doctor carefully explains to him that he was in a bad car accident and unfortunately lost his penis in the accident. There is good news though the doctor explains…. You are getting $9,000 for your pain & suffering and we have new developments in the medical world that can rebuild you a better hi-tech penis! The cost for the surgery is $1,000 per inch so we would like you to go home and think about this as it is a big decision. For instance say you opt for the 9 inch penis and your wife is only used to 5 then she may be a little overwhelmed. But on the other hand if she is used to 9 inch and you only opt for 5 0r 6 inches than she may be disappointed.

So the guy goes home and talks it over with his wife and upon his return to the doctor for his follow up visit the doctor asks "so what size did you decide on". None, we're getting new kitchen counter tops!

732-822-7718 - Comon, you know you're laughing!

Posted by TyEast Alleyne at June 5, 2009 4:07 PM

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

hahahahaha

Ty'East Alleyne

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