"If Your MOTHER Tells You She Loves You, Check It Out"
We all now know that Shirley Sherrod, the government agency official who was vilified and forced to resign by her boss just a day or so ago, has now been offered a promotion—and a White House apology. The firestorm erupted over a piece—underline the word “piece”—of video of her giving a speech that went viral, immediately after which came her harsh discipline. When it was later learned that the small piece of video gave a false impression of what she actually was saying, the White House did a u-bie—and embarrassed itself.
Much the same thing happened when the Prez, at a press conference, castigated a New Haven cop for arresting Harvard professor Henry Gates—before knowing all the facts. He later apologized for his quick trigger on that one, as well.
But there’s a larger lesson here, and it’s not limited to Obama; it’s about us. And our culture.
News now travels, literally, at the speed of light. I can send a picture or a video or a letter around the world in an instant—just by pressing “send” on my keyboard. This carries enormous power—and great responsibility. But this technological achievement—which allows a doctor in Mumbai to read an x-ray within moments after being taken at a Manhattan hospital—is made problematic by the fact that we have become a nation of gossip mongers.
Somebody edits a video with the intention of making a person look evil or stupid. And we immediately—and foolishly—react without knowing all the facts. Someone sends a photo that’s been doctored to misrepresent a scene or image. And we immediately—and foolishly—react without knowing all the facts. Someone spreads around a quote, taken out of context to misrepresent the words of the speaker. And we immediately—and foolishly—react without knowing all the facts.
I think it was a smart, crusty, veteran of the Associated Press who used to counsel young reporters: If your mother tells you she loves you, check it out.
In an age when “news” travels in nanoseconds, the White House—and the rest of us—would be wise to follow this advice. On the superhighways of our land and the superhighways of the Internet, remember the old adage: Speed Kills.
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Kaity,
Really can't add anything else to all the great points you've made,... except to say we all really need to remember these examples permanently, & really question everything much more thoroughly as a regular practice.
Kaity, I agree with Chuck, there's not much to add
to the points you made. These days, not only would one have to check out whether Mom said it but whether that really is your Mom.
Alexa
You said it all Kaity. You are right on.
Regards,
Giada
i agree with kaity
Agreed, however "News" SELLS! Truth or not.
It's all up to you guys in the news to keep it right. Forgive me if I don't always believe everything I hear.
You're one reporter I've always loked for the truth, Kaity.
Last night I was watching CNN and I saw a blerb on the scroll on the bottom of the screen. Obama is going to be on the View, but he's not going to Chelsea's wedding. Now who cares? Is this really newsworthy?
Leeanne will someone please tell me why "The View" is important? Other shows come and go but everyone acts like this one show is basic to the survival of the Republic kind of like an AM version of "Nightline". Having said that from the snippets I've picked up Whoopi kind of makes the most sense and Joy Behar is the most stupid.
Kaity we have a gossip problem at work and I've even been gossiped about by my boss herself. The thing with our gossip is it's so contradictory at times and one version will often go up against another version. I think besides people not really working (God forbid should you go to work with the sole aim of pumping it out) it arises out of boredom and a sense of being sociable. This one guy in particular, he'll take a half-truth or something that really happened, a half-fact and embellish, add his own spin to make it sound like somebody is having an affair let's say. Gossip, as old as the hills. It ain't going away.
Z-man,
The only reason I can think of THE VIEW, as being "important", is because, Barbara Walters started the show.
I think the ratings went down, and it's no big deal anymore. Everytime a topic becomes interesting, Whoppi goes to commercial.
I can't believe that the president would be on that show. I guess he likes to be on TV. Personally, I don't think it is a good idea.
As for gossip at work, that will never end. I think you have to factor in jealousy of a co-worker to some degree. Some people have nothing else to do but make up stories.
When I was working this happened on a regular basis, and some people are not afraid to talk about others, some do not. It just depends on the person. I remember 2 women where I worked who couldn't stand each other, and it was well known. They would both run to the boss, every chance they got.
Let me tell you this. It is usually the squeaky wheel who gets his or her way. Unfortunately, that is not always a good thing.
Good Luck,
Leeanne
Joy Behar on The View is such an idiot,
She is a prime example of someone who
knows very little and then spews
nonsense. Scary that the audience applauds
after she speaks. I watched the show a
couple of times, riveted and fascinated by the idiocy. I could actually feel my brain cells
commit suicide.
Hi Kaity,
I do agree with the message of your blog. I would like to add that the responsibilities that result from the information technology revolution apply not just to the Shirley Sherrod story, but also to the story about how all those classified documents became public due to the website Wikilinks. The former president Woodrow Wilson once asked the brilliant question “what is progress?” I think that, whether we are talking about technological innovations such as the internet or nuclear power (with its wide range of applicability, including military, medical, and energy ones), or to new approaches in public policy making (i.e. a taxpayer's bill of rights, Obama’s healthcare plan, the recently passed financial regulations) it is always smart to ask the question “is this progress?”
Ari
Alexa,
You're comments about Joy Behar are too funny... but alarmingly true!
Awesome coverage! Thanks!
nice post
I second albertacowpoke's question...
I hate guns If no guns of everyone,the world maybe well.
Think they would read the BILL if they had to live by it?
Well, it should be...
it
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In my prior comment to this blog I mistakenly called that website Wikilinks. What I meant to say was the Wikileaks website. Sorry about that.
Ari
Regarding the VIEW:
Joy is the resident comedian on the View, but I don't think she is funny. She also has a talk show at night. I ask myself WHY? The women on the show all talk at the same time, and they never shut up. I use to like the View years ago, but now, I think it has gone down the tubes.
I don't think Elisabeth is too bright either. And Sherry, she is annoying and not a brain either. Where do they get these people? I cannot believe Obama wants to be on that show. If he wants his popularity to go down even more, then so be it.
Regards,
Giada
Very nice site!
kman, thanks!
I see that the president will be on The View
on Thursday.
Mystery Solved: Except for Elizabeth, he's
getting his economic, fiscal, and foreign policy advice from The View panel.
Beam me up, Scotty, there is no intelligent
life here (The View).
Again, Alexa... you are TOO FUNNY!
Thanks for making my day. ;-)
Thanks, kman!
I only let my inner bitch come
out once a day, so I'm glad
she made you smile. :)
I think you need a bit more of a story with this as this isn't really a news story in its current form. Perhaps you could write about why you like Michael so much?
Hi Kaity,
I was just thinking that you must be off to Japan. I hope you can let us know about your trip. Have a great one!
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Kaity,
Your blog's a mess IMO.
You're recent post was pulled and you have too much spam. ( just look at your past blog articles)
I think its high time WPIX puts some effort into improving their blog formats. It's getting less enjoyable to want to participate in the PIX blogs.
Hope someone improves this mess.
kman,
I enjoy Kaity's blog, however, someone is making a mess of it, and the garbage should be deleted.
I hope Kaity writes another blog before she goes to Japan.
Leeanne
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Leeanne,
Kaity's old posts have thousands of spam comments. She posted a new article a couple of days ago and it has since been taken down.
PIX needs to improve it's blog format.
And yes, I too enjoy reading Kaity's articles.
Enjoy your weekend.
I must have missed that new article. I wonder why it was pulled?
Leeanne
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I guess Kaity didn't have time to write a new blog before she left for Japan. Too bad.....
Then we can look forward to reading her new ones when she returns from her adventure!Am sure she will have entertaining insights to share.
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Hi Alexa,
Yes, you are right. We have Kaity's experiences to look forward too. I wish I was going away soon, but it looks like it will be awhile before I get to travel again. So, it's me and my computer.
With Regards,
Leeanne
Hi Leeanne,
Nice to hear from you.
I am not going away this summer either but
I don't enjoy traveling as much as I used
to, and there is too much work to do.
We are fellow cyber travelers!
Cheers,
Alexa
Hi Alexa,
Yes, we are cyber travelers in outer space I guess. I have been a bit under the weather so I don't think I'm going away anytime soon. I like to travel when I am in the mood. I did some traveling at the beginning of the summer. It was fun and very much needed.
There is not much going on, so I will say goodby for now.
Happy Summer!
Leeanne
I just read what you wrote about the VIEW, and I couldn't agree more. Those women are a bunch of idiots. I cannot believe they are on TV. They are not informative or even funny. I have a feeling that the ratings went way down. And where are the "hot" topics they are always talking about. I don't watch it anymore.
With Regards,
Leeanne
As a woman, I find The View embarrassing--
it should be renamed The Spew.
It's a 101 course on how to send
the ratings down to the same
digit as their collective IQs.
And I mean a negative digit.
Meow,
Alexa
Alexa and Leeanne,
Kaity's on tonight!
Let's celebrate!!!
:-)
BTW,
WELCOME BACK KAITY!
Looking forward to your Tokyo stories.
hey kman,
Thanks for the Kaity Alert!
Yes, looking forward to
Tokyo tales.
Alexa
Right back at ya, Alexa!
The Spew... LOL!!!
HELLOOOOOOOOO Kaity, Alexa and kman,
Yes, I was happy to see Kaity back on TV. I hope she tells us all about her trip.
Looking forward to the details.
Love you guys,
Leeanne :)
And Alexa, I couldn't have said it better-THE SPEW!
Hey kman and Leanne,
Great to have your company while
Kaity was away!
Kaity,
Welcome back!
Cheers,
Alexa
Hey Leeanne,
How's Elton's piano holding up?
kman
Hi kman,
I just got some new sheet music from my girlfriend. I am rusty in some areas of my piano playing. Elton's piano is the same. It sits in the corner of my livingroom in all it's glory!
I should practice more, but I collected things like pictures and the like and they are all over the piano. (mostly my grandchildren)....Anyway, I have to get back to some serious playing.
As Always,
Leeanne
I'm sure you'll tickle the ivories when you're feeling the mood.
BTW, hope things are good with your daughter.
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If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
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We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
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If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
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A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
GnVShet
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
A hen is only an eggs way of making another egg.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
I admire someone that takes the pride you have and with your projecton of information.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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