To Tweet Or Not To Tweet... Is THAT the Question? Part Deux
Okay, it’s my turn to talk about Twitter. Jim wrote an excellent blog on the topic last week, and it occurred to me that this was something I actually addressed back in May. But in a half-baked way.
Am I being obtuse? What I mean is, in my blog of May 11th, “To Tweet Or Not to Tweet, Is THAT the Question?” I began to discuss my feelings about this peculiar thing called Twitter. But, as is my wont, I meandered off into something completely different. Please read that blog first, before you continue with this one. You will NOT be sorry. For a number of reasons, the foremost being it’s quite entertaining, if I say so myself! And this blog jumps off from that one, perfectly!
Don’t worry. I’ll wait for you until you come back. (picture thumb-twiddling here)
Okay, now that you have returned, let’s get serious. I have to say, I am on the same page as my pal Jim on this one. It seems at least once a day, we talk about it, usually with a puzzled look on our faces. Like we’re trying to figure out a really difficult math problem in our heads. And not succeeding. THAT kind of expression. As much as we try, WE REALLY DON’T GET IT!
Why would anyone care to know that So and So is ‘walking into the kitchen right now.” Especially if you don’t even know them? More to the point, why would anyone care about what =I= am doing at any given moment? What I am REALLY doing when you see a ‘tweet’ from me, is me suddenly going “Oh, oh. I just remembered… I’ve been instructed to tweet on a regular basis. Don’t think I’ve done it in two days at least. Hell, what AM I doing right now????!!!” It is that lame.
Jim just told me there is a statistic out that claims 10 percent of the people who subscribe to Twitter supply 90 percent of the ‘tweets.’ That makes perfect sense to me.
I can see it being a good marketing tool. In fact, I have been ‘tweeted’ by P.C. Richards and Sons! Not the actual family, but the company. And all the ‘tweets’ have to do with their business. I finally had to block them. They were giving me a headache.
Yet, I know that Twitter is hot. I’m not knocking anyone who loves it and uses it. More power to ya! But I really don’t get it. It would really help to know that I am not the only one who is Twitter-challenged.
Helloooooo out there!!!
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A personal email message, phone call, or actual visit from a REAL friend has em' all beat!(,..Or a "Blog Response" for that matter). I do like Facebook, though. Think there might be some actual significant potential there,... but, John Mayer & Ashton Kutcher can keep the tweets for twits on Twitter!
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You are not the only one. What is Twitter? or Tweets? I think they are just internet scams for young people.
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Twitter dee and twitter dumb...
That old blog was pretty much about you are not quite a fan for the latest tech, which is absolute fine. iphone is mostly for people who want to play with hot stuffs.
And unless your company gives you one for business use, or you have your own clients if you are some kind of agent, or if you own a business, unwise you don't really need a blackberry. Those guys use it to send emails and text messages on the spot to keep the business.
As for twitter, my opinion is the same as I wrote in Jim's blog, I may as well as just copy it over.
I am not a fan of it either. I made an account a while ago to try it, and then deleted the account - it is just not for me. I am not crazy about celebrities. And like you, I am also NOT interested to know when someone is in the bathroom at 9 in the morning...
For writing a short statement of "what's up", I think enter in the "what's on your mind" box in facebook to share it is pretty enough. By the way, I don't even bother with myspace, too many bad reputation from some kids using it, and end up being raped, or even killed from some strangers.
BUT, to be fair, I just watch a news last night from your guys about the cupcake car business. They use twitter to promote their business, and end up the cupcakes sell like crazy.
May be this twitter thing is best to be used in small/medium business.
That old blog was pretty much about you are not quite a fan for the latest tech, which is absolute fine. iphone is mostly for people who want to play with hot stuffs.
And unless your company gives you one for business use, or you have your own clients if you are some kind of agent, or if you own a business, otherwise you don't really need a blackberry. Those guys use it to send emails and text messages on the spot to keep the business.
As for twitter, my opinion is the same as I wrote in Jim's blog, I may as well as just copy it over.
I am not a fan of it either. I made an account a while ago to try it, and then deleted the account - it is just not for me. I am not crazy about celebrities. And like you, I am also NOT interested to know when someone is in the bathroom at 9 in the morning...
For writing a short statement of "what's up", I think enter in the "what's on your mind" box in facebook to share it is pretty enough. By the way, I don't even bother with myspace, too many bad reputation from some kids using it, and end up being raped, or even killed from some strangers.
BUT, to be fair, I just watch a news last night from your guys about the cupcake car business. They use twitter to promote their business, and end up the cupcakes sell like crazy.
May be this twitter thing is best to be used in small/medium business.
I think the whole twitter thing has such a conceit factor--who the heck wants to know what anyone is doing every minute of the day! And who has that kind of time. I agree with Chuck--I'd much rather actually talk to a friend on the phone then be a "twit" :)
I think you are right for being dubious about the usefulness of tweeting. You no doubt have many utensils in your kitchen for cooking, but you don't use them all for every meal. You probably wouldn't use an egg beater to grill a steak. I think, for the most part, you are grilling steaks and don't need the Twitter egg beater.
It seems to me that most thinking people would have to look askance at run away technology. The US is the epicenter of this, as it has been since the nineteenth century. Twitter is just the latest in a long line of gizmos that many seem to count in their sleep like sheep.Happily, in my particular circle of friends, these things are not admired with such alacrity.I still rue the fact of cellphones...trying to read a book in Barnes and Noble and listing to what somebody is going to cook for dinner is a particular pleasure.
Incidentally, there IS one other country in recorded history that has had periodic bursts of inventions like ours---yep, China. The popular attitude was somewhat different to them at the time, to say the least.
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Everyone here is right. Twitter along w/ FB people put statuses that are sometimes silly. However, it's a good marketing tool. As for the Celebrities...they just want the following, and tweet whatever. I guess that's how it is w/ them becz people watch their tv shows/movies.
When I joined twitter I knew this was something that you needed to read a lot. I choose who I want to follow becz most of their tweets are hysterical. I love funny.
Also, whenever there is something going on...I think I am finding out faster in twitter. I watch the news, but if you want to find out about how good or bad a movie was, an event in your state, or a book signing at the last minute... this is good.
Of course everyone in the world wants everyone to follow them, but I don't want to follow that many becz 1- it's time consuming and 2- cannot sit for too long reading so many.
I am following this woman from the UK that's 104 years old. She's adorable. I've even seen old pix of her & her late husband. @ivybean104
Another tweeter that has inspired me is this young boy who is fighting brain cancer. His profile picture is from his hospital bed. His name is Jonathan White. In twttr @jonthanjay
*he was interviewed...
(if anyone wants to donate they could go to his website below)
If you want to be inspired, read this
BY KATHY LATOUR | JUNE 9, 2009
Over the years since my diagnosis, I have sometimes been called an inspiration, something I always find difficult because the people who are saying it usually think I did something dramatic to live through cancer when I just see myself as one of the lucky ones. All the pieces worked for me.
But in this job I have the wonderful opportunity to meet really inspiring people. These are the ones who are living with or dying from cancer, but instead of being angry and bitter, they look at the world as a remarkable place and find joy in the most unusual places.
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I interviewed Jonathan today for a story about Spirit Jump, which provides cards and gifts for people going through cancer. You'll see the story in our fall issue. Jonathan joined Spirit Jump when cancer survivor and founder of the group, Meaghan Edelstein, found his blog. Since then he has received all kinds of wonderful cards, stuffed animals, a book autographed by Lance Armstrong, Webkinz, and even a guitar autographed by country music star Kenny Chesney.
The gifts have meant a lot to Jonathan, who says they always arrive on the days when he needs them most. Someone learned he is a big fan of Abraham Lincoln and sent him books and the DVD set of Lincoln's life. I asked him why he liked Lincoln and he said it was because Lincoln stood up for what he believed in and fought for it (remember he is 15!). "With life," Jonathan told me, "what's the most important is to stay true to yourself."
When I pointed out that President Obama is a big Lincoln fan, he got really animated and told me he thought Obama was "an awesome president."
What I expected from this interview was to find a kid talking about all the cool stuff he got. What I didn't expect was to be touched to my soul. Jonathan, who is now too ill to go to school, told me that more than the things he has received, he appreciates the feeling that he is not alone and all the cool friends he has made. One of his favorite Spirit Jump items was the four-page letter a woman sent, telling him her story.
He went on to say that he isn't to the point that he is glad he got cancer, but he has learned a lot from it and he's glad for the lessons it has taught him.
Go to Jonathan's blog at nathanwhitefamily.blogspot.com if you want to read more from this wise philosopher in a child's body.
You will be inspired.
ICA, thank you so much for sharing Jonathan's story.
i'm with you, kaity, i don't get the whole thing.
twittering = navel gazing
why would i want to watch someone else's navel
when i don't even find mine all that
fascinating?
Twitter? "Tweets"? What, are we all birds now?? I'm 30 years old, young enough to know the ins and outs of all that but I draw the line at Twitter. It seems to be a format that requires you "tweet" about every little thing from my most mundane thoughts to my bowel movements. Uh thanks but NO thanks! I'll stick to MySpace, thank you very much. Struggling with Facebook as it is!
Oh and yeah lady, as you can see I am back! :)
Tweeting is for twits!!! Who has time? I admire those who want to keep up with who's doing what and when...I guess. They'll know a little bit more than I do. But who cares? How does it enchance my life? If we're talking pure entertainment, I'll pass. You are funny as heck and I so relate to every blog. Absolutely amazing.
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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
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It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
HSITNHOn
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air however slight lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
NKSSdr
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Smith & Wesson the original point and click interface.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.